phantom money
when you have money in your bank account, but it can’t be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. this usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.
i have $1000 in my checking account but i can’t use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. stupid phantom money!
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