Phantom Nut Syndrome
sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing t-st-cl- is still attached to the scr-t-m
for many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left t-st-cl- off, matt frequently had to check into the er because of his phantom nut syndrome
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a condition where a man with only one t-st-cl- has such intense s-xual intercourse he feels as if his t-st-cl- was still there. the condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and h-m-s-xuals.
she gave me phantom nut syndrome last night. it’s almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of s-x.
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