phantom nut
the phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the -ss and faking the most extreme -rg-sm. during the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence “fantom nut”. the female then thinks you are done. when she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the -ssailant yells and spooges in her eye.
jack gave holly a phantom nut…
the act of telling your partner your gonna c-m, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. last night i met some wh-r- at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.
2. who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the phantom nut knows.
when a man with only one nut has such a good f-cking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. a phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
she rode me so good i felt it in my phantom nut!
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