phantom panties


panties found in your boyfriend’s bed that aren’t yours
sheila: hey, i heard you broke up with brian…
amy: yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
sheila: that cheatin’ -ss douche! good for you, girl!

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