Phantom Pisser
not to be confused with phantom sh-tter, the phantom p-sser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. the p-sser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their ident-ty, thus becoming the phantom p-sser.
-“dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and p-ssed on emily?”
– ” yeah who did it?”
– ” i don’t know. they’re just calling him the phantom p-sser.”
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