Phantom Sipper
someone who doesn’t finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn’t admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. this results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.
john: “who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?”
ben(phantom sipper): “not me.”
john: “someone is a phantom sipper!”
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