Phase 9


primarily in military context. the state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/iet training. typically started by the soldier’s significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they’re gone.
soldier 1: dude, i just got phase 9’d by that b-tch.

soldier 2: for real?

soldier 1: yeah man, not cool.

Read Also:

  • ass crackle plop

    a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of black cats going off) followed by a spray of sh-t. this usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your sh-t pastie. the fart can only get through the sh-t in small, quick bursts. the sh-t that comes out is […]

  • phassy

    a type of idiot shutup charlotte you ph-ssy

  • ass-fascist

    n. a pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the -ss, either giving or receiving. usually these types are in leather. stay away from hans in the washroom, he’s a crazy -ss-fascist. 1. someone who is making an -ss out of himself while being a n-z- 2. the most junior member of a […]

  • Asshole Exorcism

    the act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts. i knew we shouldn’t have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. my guts are rolling and i’m going to have to perform an -sshole exorcism as soon as we get home.

  • cabooty

    a combination of the words caboose and booty, a noticably large and round -ss that is generally attractive. also refers to the display of such an -sset through clothing or behavior. wow, that’s quite a cabooty, looks like she’s got melons under there. or girl, those are cabooty pants, where you going tonight?


Disclaimer: Phase 9 definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.