Phaser

1
person who goes through all or most of the subcultures in the world mostly because they haven’t found themselves yet
jace is such a phaser

phaser
2
an advanced weapon which fires a stream of phased particles.
made famous by the finctional tv show “star trek” the phaser was never actually in wide spread use. the phaser is capable of stunning or killing an oponant or of melting, heating and vapourising objects. in only recorded use of a phaser was when one was fired to stop william shatner from making another alb-m
set your phasers to stun
3
a musical effect achieved by splitting the incoming signal and changing the phasing of it. the signal is taken in and out of phase and mixed back in with the original signal. as the phasing changes, different frequencies get canceled resulting in a warm sort of twisting sound.
“phwoar! that distorted phaser effect is awesome!”
4
a person who ruins a party by either not partic-p-ting in a certain activity or leaving earlier than anyone else.
someone who ruins fun by not partic-p-ting in a certain activity even though they were called at 3 a.m. to come out.
d & d are f-cking phasers because they didn’t answer texts at 3 a.m. to party with drunk friends in vegas.
5
similar to the “shocker”, only rather than having two fingers in the p-ssy and one in the -ss you thrust with two in the -ss and one in the puss.
dude don’t get p-ssed but i got your girl drunk last night and gave her a phaser. i totally had one in the pink and two in the stink!
6
someone who switches from scene to scene as they please for fashion and getting laid
“look at that gunk i bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!”
7
someone who is experiencing or who has experienced “the phase” in which he or she is temporarily attracted to the same s-x.
see also yestergay.
“yeah, he fooled around with my friend james a little bit… but it turned out he was just a phaser”