Phasting


combination of “fasting” and “phone,” describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital “fast” in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.
i’m phasting today.
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the process whereby one abstains from listening to the sweet sounds of phish for at least 72 hours preceding a phish show. if one does this, enlightenment can be reached during or after the show.
glen: “dude, why are you playing the string cheese incident? i need some phish.”

al: “i’m going to phish on friday, brethren. no phish until phish. we’re phasting.”

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