Phelps Sperm
named for michael phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
chance: “i blew it when i told her i wanted to stick my thumb in her b-tt.”
jared: “your dad must’ve had some phelps sperm, cause you’re half-r-t-rded.
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