Phelpsness


the scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of michael phelps, olympic swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
“i’m most excited about it’s michael phelpsness!”

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