Phi Kappa Phi
a collegiate honorary society that you have to be total p-ssy-eater to get into. it is a top tier honorary society, only sharing its ranks with maybe phi beta kappa, if they’re lucky.
only the elite get in, by definition. one is elected by phi kappa phi alumni selection board, who are made up mostly deans at the college/university; you cannot apply for admission.
“founded in 1897 at the university of maine, phi kappa phi is the nation’s oldest, largest, and most selective honor society for all academic disciplines. its chapters are on more than 300 campuses in the united states, puerto rico, and the philippines.”
“ok, resume says, “member of phi kappa phi”, call his/her -ss up for an interview, pr-nto!”
“yeah, will just went to his phi kappa phi initiation”
“really, you gotta be a sh-t hot p-ssy-eater to even be considered for that group”.
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the oldest sorority at geneseo (founded in 1872) probably the reason the girls in this sorority look like hags. they are known as “clio” and while these girls think they are the hottest craziest girls on campus, they are actually the sl-ttiest and nastiest.
“my girlfriend is in phi kappa phi”
“oh d-mnnnnn… you have herpes???”
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