Phi Mu Alpha

phi mu alpha sinfonia is a national men’s music fraternity which, since its founding in 1898, has grown to be the largest music fraternity in the world. members of phi mu alpha, known as “sinfonians,” share a love of music that unites them as brothers with a common interest. the fraternity teaches men to develop themselves and their art, not for the sake of art itself, but as a means of enriching the lives of others.
phi mu alpha sinfonia’s collegiate chapters partic-p-te in a broad range of activities emphasizing brotherhood, service, and performance in music.
phi mu alpha is a fraternity dedicted to men who strive to advance the cause of music in america. it was founded at the new england conservatory of music in 1898. these are genuinly caring guys who try to share there p-ssion for music. also threw some of the best parties on campus.

famous sinfonians(phi mu alphas): aaron copland, duke ellington, andy griffith, luciano pavoratti, ruban studdard, and the band chicago
one of the most respectable fraternities on any campus. dedicated to spreading music and upholding high moral standards the brothers of phi mu alpha are the most chivalrous group of men you will encounter. oh yeah, and they will drink you under the table.
girl 1: that guy looks really nice, and hot

girl 2: yeah, he’s in phi mu alpha
an unparalled -ssortment of muscianly men held by a moral code surp-ssing that of any other greek organization. you know that when you are with a sinfonian you are with a gentleman and a man of strong moral fiber. there is a higher calling and phi mu alpha has answered it.
person 1: hey i heard that phi mu alpha was for gays!
sinfonian: if you consider not drugging girls’ drinks and treating people with respect gay then perhaps you should go pledge any other greek house.
a bad-ss group of dudes who get mad p-ssy for being the best musicians in the business. founded in 1898 by our father, ossian everett mills at the new england conservatory in boston, ma. the most bad-ss of all chapters is gamma rho at northwestern state university in natchitoches, la. we average about 50 members and are in province 14, the louisiana’s mafia and h-llraisers -ssoc. we have im football and basketball teams and eat crawfish and drink beer. that about sums us up besides the whole being the best musicians anywhere.
john petrucci of dream theatre-phi mu alpha

gene simmons of kiss-phi mu alpha

matt darby-phi mu alpha
a once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. now phi mu alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. by using the word “splay” and making consistently vulgar references to v-g-n-s, phi mu alpha has again redefined itself as another cl-ssless, moral deprived fraternity.
“hey it’s splay week for phi mu alpha , lets go to conference and f-ck some dumb b-tches!”
bunch of band geeks who think they’re a real fraternity, but really just get together and suck each other’s d-cks.
person 1: are you going to the phi mu alpha party at the ravine?
person 2: f-ck no, i’d rather eat a bag full of -sses than go near those f-gs.