Phil

very popular in high school, gets all the ladies but tends to have s-x with all the older girls.

always on some type of drug, usually a phil might be shy but he carries a big package below.

warning – phil’s have a very high s-x drive and will f-ck anything, so be prepared.
john “yo that kids got a big d-ck”

matt: “yeah he must have some phil in him”
a g-d among men. phil is all-knowing. don’t question his powers. he is often seen sporting a large br-ss instrument and wearing a purple tanktop.
i just won the lottery, im such a phil.
tall, blonde, cute, shy. doesnt really know how to flirt, but indirectly lets a girl know he likes her. likes blondes. has a good sense of humor. likes to buy a lot of sungl-sses. wont hug the girl he likes cuz he thinks it might be awkward. indirectly adorable. likes girls with a name beginning with a.

and trust me. i am a psychologist, and 78% of men named phil fit this category. ladies, do not give up on a guy named phil. give him time. he will come to you eventually 🙂
phil likes her!
how can you tell?
he always smiles around her!
the god to look up to. future world conqueror and p-ssionate lover. intricate facial hair enthusiast. effortlessly attracts all women. thoughtful and cautious but never shy. world traveler. never try to outshine or outsmart a phil.
dude 1: i just met a guy named phil.
dude 2: did it blow your mind and change your world forever?
dude 1: d-mn right…
phil is an all round amazing guy! extremely good looking, and most girls find it almost impossible to resist his charms! extremely funny and can have the whole room laughing in minutes! doesn’t take any sh-t from anybody and will tell you exactly what he thinks and what is on his mind. he is extremely talented with regards his hobbies. master of all. can turn his hand to anything. a very fun guy who gets on with anybody of any age.
do you know, phil
yer, isn’t he just the best?
someone who gets too smashed at parties, likes to drunk text, and p-sses out a lot.

got with a different girl every week in high school.
gal: yo did that kid just pull a phil?

male: yeah he’s sprawled out on the floor p-ssed out.

gal: at least he didnt run into a closet this time.
to pull a phil- throwing a type of fragmentation grenade through a window or door. but you miss the window/door, and the grenade bounces back and detonates on you.
mike: pop a frag through that window…
kyle:okay
-throws grenade-
kyle: run!!!
mike: did you pull a phil???!!!!

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