Phil Horton-Beaumont
what’s the trend, what’s new? what’s a label scout to do? office life, marty 11:32.
the label pres. calls and yells, “sign more emo!”
how about screamo? “if it sells, sign nemo,”
“we’re down 2%, and bmg knows,
my daughter likes dashboard, so get me one of those!”
he checks ap.net, the scout and more,
yelling band names to his -ssistant through the door.
the kids like this, who cares if it’s great?
so he signs a band called hearts that hate.
chorus
cry tonight. my hands around your hands.
i won’t let you die tonight.
cry tonight. my heart’s in your hands.
i won’t let you…
hey phil… guess what!!!
phil: what?
-ss-ss-ss
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