Phil Jaques Moment

when one commits an act that can be compared to retadism. common in teenage boys living in mount waverley. perfected by andrew m. committing a ‘phil jaques moment’ can result in the offender being beaten and ridiculed relentlessly.
anthony: oh sh-t! i just dropped my priceless ming vase!
andrew: bah!!! phil jaques moment!
(punches ensue)

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