phil-job


when the user puts two chopsticks horizontal on both sides of “the shaft’, held in place by a rubber band. then proceed to roll up and down as if rolling out sugar cookie dough. to prevent chafing or irritation, use saliva as lubrication.
dan: hey, man where’s my chopsticks?
jaden: one sec, i’m giving myself a “phil-job”.

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