phil mickelson
1. not the best golfer in the world. for starters he’s left handed. he also chokes like he’s sucking a large d-ck.
2. refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a f-cking book about it.
3. getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.
1. phil mickelson sucks.
2. phil mickelson sucks.
3. man, i wish i had a phil mickelson.
the best golfer in the world
tiger woods is not a phil mickelson
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