Phil Sampson


oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. needs a haircut.
“did you see sampson riding his bike to school this morning?”
“no, but i saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too.”

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