Philadelphia Fister
the philadelphia fister is both s-xual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. a person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman’s v-g-n- with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. if this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. it’s a vagatarian delight!!
yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? i need to pack my philadelphia fister sandwich before i go to work!
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