philadelphia phantom
farting in another’s eyes, then, while they are disoriented, p–ping directly into their mouth. before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their d-ck or v-g-n- into said mouth and, using c-m, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. when all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven’t), which will work great as lube for -n-l s-x. usually, more p–ping occurs.
“what’d you do last night?”
“i watched a philadelphia phantom. it was sick!”
“yea, i know. they are a pretty good team. who did they face?”
“no, you don’t understand. i’m not talking hockey. i’m talking full -ss-to-mouth phantom!”
“wtf?!?!?”
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