Philasexual
in philadelphia, some men are more in love with the eagles, the sixers, the phillies, and the flyers than they are with women. these devoted fans are known as philas-xuals
person 1: greg never talks to girls. is he gay?
person 2: no, he’s a philas-xual.
person 1: oh, so that’s why he always wears eagles’ jerseys.
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