Sleep Smashing


when you “smash,” aka have s-x, unknowingly and/or while sleeping.
dawna: “rick, this is, like, the second night in a row that you’ve woken me up at 3am to have s-x.”

rick: “what? we had s-x last night?”

ever-so-hip observer: “rick, hommie, you was sleep-smashin’ last night!”

sleep smashing

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