philbug



a rare member of the armadillidiidae family, sharing a lot of similarities with the common pillbug, yet possessing a rather peculiar face, similar to that of a particular human specimen (hence their name). the wild philbug population has been put under heavy pressure due to deforestation and a serious decrease in -n-s crumbs.
1) would you look at that! i’ve found a philbug, such marvelous creatures!

2) watch out for that philbug dear, they tend to carry diseases.

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