philip emmert
a piece of sh-t who can’t lift 2 pounds and doesn’t know how to walk. he instead bikes everywhere and acts g-y. he flew into a horses -ss.
that philip emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.
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