philipino cut
when you offer your friend a chinese cut, he gets horribly offended, you look stupid in front of your friends, and you feel like a complete douchebag. your friend has to be philipino for this to be the case.
the philipino cut:
“hey guys”
“hey”
“let me jump in line here”
“okay – chinese cut me”
“i’m not chinese!”
“i didn’t say you were chinese – it’s called a chinese cut – don’t you remember it, say, from grade school?”
“you racist!”
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