Phillip Lloyd Nolan
this legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. this mongrel hails from london, ontario, canada. those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. he is a true representation of what all canadians strive to not be like. he takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. if he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to p-ss off immediately.
“do you know phillip lloyd nolan …?” yeah, he f-cked my girlfriend.
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