Phillipino Flapjack
a s-xual encounter in which you -j-c-l-t- in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
the angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the b-tch with the phillipino flapjack!
a s-xual act that only requires two s-xual partners. usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males b-m. he will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. the female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
chloe: john can we please make phillipino flap jacks tonight
john: only of i can share my flap jacks with you.
chloe: sure john let’s bring them into the uva committee session and share them with everyone!!
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