when you are having s-xual intercourse with a woman, who some would call a “filthy sl-t”, “wh-r-“, or “diseasy hooker”…and after your experience, you freak out… either because of misuse of a condom or you have a venomous std filled slime on your penial region. you then perform what is now called the “phillips-smith maneuver”. this is done by dousing the penial region, including the p-n-s with alcohol…this may hurt a bit, but its well worth it in the end.
“when i was done f-cking that chick like the world was going to end, i realized that she was nothing more than an std filled s-x hooker…i had better apply the phillips-smith maneuver”.
- Philonious Phunk
also known as phillipe fortin hey philonious phunk, wheres mr. clean nitro biz? i just got some prawns and im hungarian so i want to go to sub native.
that state of talking about something in a philosophical manner while high from smoking marijuana, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level male 1: “believe those who are seeking the truth. doubt those who find it” male 2: “sometimes i wonder what […]
pr-nounced: fee-nis a way of saying p-n-s only its more epic gay f-g #1: look at my large p-n-s gay f-g #2: thats no p-n-s, its a phoenis!
- Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend
a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don’t mind because you love them. a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend girl: blablablblblablablablabla guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
- Phone Pimp
the person who calls you from a public event such as a concert, ball game, or the like and holds his/her phone up for you to hear whats going on. me: “hey man, check this out…wish you were here”! you: “aw man, what a cool phone pimp”