Philly Burrito


a variation of the burrito that was invented in philadelphia and is very popular in the philadelphia area.

how a philly burrito is made: a person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a gun, then the dead body of the person is taken and put into a large sleeping bag and then bricks are placed in the sleeping bag then the sleeping bag is superglued up and thrown into a river where it will sink to the bottom of the river and never found by anybody.
the philly burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the philadelphia cheesesteak. the only thing that sucks about philly burritos is, you can’t eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.

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