philonym
philonym n (gr. philia, love + gr. onuma, name; cf. synonym, pseudonym) ð gentle name used by lovers and spouses to address each other.
examples: honey, sweety, baby, my darling, my love, my
angel.
all philonyms are so trite and trivial. “honey, sweetyé” how can love be expressed in such a routine way? i will call you
“my happicle.”
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