Philosocrastination
philosocrastination is the synergistic (jargon.1) combination of philosophy.6 and procrastination where discussions about subjects like self.5 nothingness and meaning are subst-tuted for the regularly worthless activities and subjects of procrastination like blogging.2 youtube.3 and general arsing about, validifying the misuse of time by engaging in legitimately non-productive activities.
the satisfaction found in philosocrastination is borne in the knowledge that you have utterly wasted ur time by delving into a field of thought that is renound for not producing a commercially viable product, or concrete outcome…… ever… yet still manages to hold respect among the learned and intellectual of society.
in summary: philosocrastination – the art of wasting time in the most wastefull way possible, without that dirty feeling of having wasted time.
philosocrastination can make you go blind.
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