philosofaeces


a picture taken on the toilet with an ironic philosophical phrase or one word caption. usually with a black and white filter. can be a picture of toilet paper, underwear on the ground, or a selfie. can be spelled “philosofeces.”
jeff: i want to share some meaning with the world, but i don’t want it to seem cheesy
troy: why don’t you just upload a philosofaeces?
so jeff went to the toilet, took a black and white picture of a torn up piece of toilet paper and captioned it, “#life”

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