philosofuck
1. noun:a philosophy student, generally used to refer to ones who are particularly obnoxious and/or drunk
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy -ssignment too late.
1. billy: let’s go out to the bar for a drink!
chuck: no way, all the philosof-cks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!
2. man i am so philosof-cked! i have to write twenty pages tonight or i will fail epistemology and lose my -ssistantship.
one who spews their pathetic philosophy in a pretentious manor.
when marvin said, “well, if you just sit here and do nothing, you’re guaranteed to fail,” jimmy responded, “thanks for the news, philosof-ck!”
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