phoning


using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

ex: 286 = c-m
i’m gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! that’s right, i’m gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!
the act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man’s/woman’s body (doesn’t matter what hole it is) and saying: “e.t. phone home”.
i was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.
boning on the phone
hey baby hey, you cool with phoning later? if not i’ll prob just call your friend becky.
what happens when you’re stapling something and the staple doesn’t completely penetrate to the other side of the doc-ment, resulting in a staple that has ends bent looking like a wired phone.
loretta, could i get a better stapler please? this one keeps phoning on me!
the act of throwing m-ss quant-ties at a person; similiar to that of medieval stoning.
“hey, what’s with the bruises?”
“kerry was phoning me earlier.”

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