Philosomelt
1) the feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) another term for absurdity. 3) the feeling produced by an idea that is just too f-cking big.
“1. houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. the perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: oh my g-d. philosomelt.”
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