philosoph-aw


philosoph-aw (noun)
a philosophy that considers taking words with common “e” endings and trading them with an “aw” ending. par example: the word “biology” (if used in philosoph-aw) will now be pr-nounced “biologaw”. usually one emphasizes the “aw” ending for dramatic effect.
paul: so, what cl-ss do you have now?
tom: well, fourth period, i haz biologaw.
paul: hmm, anyone i know in that cl-ss?
tom: yesm. michael, and brittnaw.
paul: dude, what the h-ll are you doing?
tom: dude, it’s my new philosoph-aw, look it up on definithing.com, you wh-r-.
paul: oh. sounds good. michael’s a douche. we’ll hangb-lls later.

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