Philosophuck

noun.

someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. they often look down on those who don’t know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to “subtly” let everyone know how “smart” and “deep” they are.

philosoph-cks tend to be complete douche-bags.
philosoph-ck 1: wow, did you read “twilight of the idols” by nietzche? i must say, he’s really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha

philosoph-ck 2: yes indeed, however, “leviathan” by thomas hobbes really tickles my fancy!
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a person who gives advice about life when they’re own life is a train wreck.
having a phd in misinformation.
someone, usually your exes new flame, who wants to offer advise, but obviously what they say and do are totally in the opposite directions!
ex wife: i just want to enjoy life, sow a few wild oats, live a little.
new flame: i prefer to be a woman of character & have strong morals! i have cl-ss!
ex wife: cl-ss? you’ve been banged more times than a ketchup bottle! you’re such a philosoph-ck!
to have meaningful or spiritual conversation, or to discover life’s meaning while having s-xual intercourse.
man, me and aphrodite were getting it on, and seriously, that was one h-ll of a philosoph-ck.

dude, i totally philosoph-cked her too! and now we’re getting married.

…dude, she’s my girlfriend. you slept with her? are you philosoph-cking kidding me?!