Philosoraptor

a philosophical cousin of the velociraptor, that originated on 4chan, and was adapted from the advice dog meme. it’s commonly used as an image macro with a picture of the philosoraptor’s head, one talon poised under its chin, as it ponders the deeper questions of the universe.
it is generally accompanied by a riddle, pr-noun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. the text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
if actions are stronger than words,

(picture of philosoraptor)

why is the pen mightier than the sword.
one who engages in aggressive moral or ethical debate tactics.
descartes can be such a philosoraptor…
the smartest dinosaur in the world, the philosoraptor is the velociraptor’s smarter cousin. recent evidence suggests the philosoraptor originated on 4chan and spread through sites such as quickmeme and reddit. the philosoraptor spends it’s time lost in thought as it ponders riddles, proverbs and questions famous sayings. it is not beyond the philosoraptor to attempt to unravel paradoxes and, in some rare instances, suceed.
quotes from philosoraptor

if a tomato is a fruit,
would that make ketchup a smoothie?

if guns don’t kill people, people kill people,
then do toasters not toast toast, toast toast’s toast?

what would happen if pinocheo said his nose would now grow?

if kanye west stole the microphone,
is taylor swift really so swift?

if anything is possible,
is it possible for something to be impossible?

what does lady gaga wear
on halloween?
a group (or clique) of people who travel to myrtle beach, sc in attempt to attract women and woo them with there musk. this musk (or swag) is built up by gtl.
wow mommy look at those philosoraptors, they have women flocking to them.