philwirtz


background: for most of my adult life i’ve suffered with an affliction most often -ssociated with women in the frozen isle of your local grocery store…hard nipples.
definition: nipples that are so hard they’re impossible not to notice, freakishly “f-ka like” causing an irresistable urge for others to touch them, perpetually on the virge of tearing through whatever shirt, sweater, coat or flack jacket i happen to dawn that day, capable of cutting gl-ss, dangerous to run with and sometimes, depending upon the fabric, painfully erect.
“d-mn!…it’s so cold in here i’m goin’ all philwirtz”

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