phitard


a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
bro 1: dude! i’m not sure if i was blacked out or if i hooked up with three chicks last nite.
bro 2: no bro! you were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and p-ssed out by yourself.

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