phix-inch dick
a phix-inch d-ck is directly related to the length of a phix: a vaping device estimated to be about 4 and a half inches long (with a pod of course). if you have a “phix-inch d-ck,” then i am truly sorry.
darla: hey, how’d your date with darryl go?
margaret: well, it was going well, until he pulled out his phix-inch d-ck. only 4 1/2 inches!
darla: d-mn. he small.
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