Phizer
phizer is the midichlorian of awesomeness within every living thing.
much like how midichlorians link a person to the force this links us to the awesome. it’s the same awesome the fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. that is the way of the phizer, the awesome. but with every good phizer there is a dark phizer just as there are jedi and sith with the force, people with the dark phizer are simply known as douchebags.
phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. or you can go one up and say phizerific. but if you’re refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
“dude you are so one with the phizer.”
“that guy is such a phizing douchebag.”
“i had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific.”
“man, does she have a great and phizer -ss or what.”
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