phlegm douche


the act of coughing up and depositing up a large-ish dollop of phlegm in order to lubricate an orifice, usually the v-g-n- or -n-s. since mucus is more slippery than plain saliva, it is valued as a s-xual lubricant.
that candy-kid raver girl was so totally out of it that i had to give her a phlegm douche just to get it in her b-tt.

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