Phlegmmy
a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.
“remember ian from elementary? dude, he’s such a phlegmmy. i saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose .” “gross. i remember when he’d scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. remember when they caught him masturbating in cl-ss?!”
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