phobelape
a “phobelape” is an individual or person that has the habit of constantly using their cell phone (pho), all the time, mostly using text messaging. this individual also likes to lay in bed ( be ) with a laptop on their lap ( lape ). this word can either be a noun or a verb.
my son is a phobelape, he is always texting on his phone while lying in bed. ( noun )
please stop phobelapping, it is annoying me. ( verb )
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