phoenix fire trap
when a girl puts pepper spray on her v-g-n-, then 10 guys must c-m on her p-ssy to put our the fire. the men must be dressed up in full firefighter gear. only the heroic few go into the fire to put it out.
son: hey guys i just phoenix fire trapped this girl last night
dad: (overhears) son i invented the phoenix fire trap…. were you the hero?
son: d-mn right
dad: (tears up) i’m so proud of you
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