Phoenix Riot Shield
when a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
bill – did i heard your house got broken into…?
dave – yeah, but don’t worry. while the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, i built a phoenix riot shield to prevent him from coming into my master bedroom.
bill – a cunning maneuver.
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