Phoenix Steamer


a cleveland steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. the man sh-ts on the woman’s chest while she is sunbathing. when the sun has completely baked the pile of sh-t, the man eats it off of the woman’s chest, revealing a sh-t-shaped tanline.
q: where’s missy?
a: she’s at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the phoenix steamer craig gave her.

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