Phone Baby
the end result of phone s-x between a man and a woman. a pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. multiple phone s-x sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circ-mstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.
ex. 1. kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. she worries that she is now carrying jordan’s phone baby in her womb.
ex. 2. kristie: oh man, i’ve been so moody lately, and i can’t stop eating!
shannon: maybe you’re pregnant!
kristie: it’d have to be jordan’s phone baby…
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